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Dad: Hey listen, the frog is back. Hear it?
Mr. T: It must be a holy frog. We always hear it after we read scriptures or say prayers.
DynaGirl: Like a holy cow?
Mr. T: Yeah, but holy cows live in India.
DynaGirl: I thought they were from Japan or China or something.
Mr. T: No, it’s India. If you eat a cow there they’ll like kill you.
I think I may have to bone up on my world religions.
Mom: Goose, hold still! I can’t do your hair when you’re so wiggly. Sometimes you drive me so crazy…
Goose: So crazy you want to kill me?
Mom: No, I don’t want to kill people when I’m crazy. Do you want to kill people when you feel crazy?
Goose: I’d only want to kill people if Jesus told me to.
Mom: That is never going to happen.
Just how disturbed by this should I be exactly?
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