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By: Hit me with your craziest shot « By the lbs

Hit me with your craziest shot « By the lbs — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:04:04 +0000

[...] May 8, 2008 in Uncategorized Today’s shaping up to be a busy day, but I didn’t want y’all (yes, I said “y’all” and I’m not from the south—deal with it) to feel neglected, so here are a few more crazy search terms hits I’ve gotten since the last time we talked about this: [...]

By: theshoptart

theshoptart — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:12:54 +0000

Fun! I saw this on Jody Mace’s blog. I did a post about it:

http://www.thedailydigress.com/2008/02/people-are-funny.html

By: bythelbs

bythelbs — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:30:40 +0000

Ooh, those are good woobdog. Scary, but good.

I’ve learned to be just a bit nervous about anything I search for anymore. One time I was looking for sombrero clipart and I got a picture of a topless woman in a sombrero. I think topless people should only be found with “topless” or “naked” or “pervo” terms.

By: thewoobdog

thewoobdog — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:55:59 +0000

So, I know I completely missed the original deadline for funny submissions, but here’s a random search story:

While searching for a new birdcage for my mom’s conure, I kept being directed to gay clubs (which I suppose should not have been as surprising as it was, given ‘The Birdcage’ movie… but it still caught me all unaware). This was especially amusing (in retrospect) because I was using my work ocmputer to search on my lunch hour and I got all flustered thinking someone would walk by and see these unasked for search results on my screen.

While helping my (elementary-aged, at the time) youngest sister to find info on giant clams and tubeworms for a school report, I was directed to all manner of disturbing pornographic sites, making me glad it was ME doing the searching and not my sister (this was prior to all the ’safe-search’ capabilities that exist now).

Hmmm. Just did a search on giant clams and tubeworms on Google and got nothing out of the ordinary. My, how we’ve progressed.

By: Jody

Jody — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:30:29 +0000

Some of those are really funny!

I’m proud (I guess) to report that my blog is the number one search result for: how big is a llama’s penis

(Sadly, the answer was not answered in my blog, but at least I did talk about llama sex)

By: cheryl

cheryl — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:02:32 +0000

Ooh! Found some for me:

“crazy random questions”

“crazy cop stories” –and my cop story wasn’t even crazy.

“brooke white garments” –ah, so somebody realized she’s LDS? And wanted to see her garments? And were probably so riveted by my American Idol reviews, they are now permanently lurking on my site.

“spanked hubby” –Wha?

“brooke white not wearing garments” –they must have messed up the first time.

“american idol vote off April 16″ –that one actually made sense.

That’s all. I’m totally boring. I need to get all risque and out there like you and madhousewife!

By: bythelbs

bythelbs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:16:32 +0000

Don’t stop looking, I’m thoroughly enjoying it. Your search terms are way more interesting than mine. I think you may have this “contest” wrapped up.

By: madhousewife

madhousewife — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:10:03 +0000

Then there’s “haul used pantyhose”: I’m intensely curious about this one. You’ve got so many pantyhose that you need a special vehicle to tow them?

I need to stop looking at this stuff.

By: madhousewife

madhousewife — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:47:18 +0000

Sorry, but I found more:

“mein comfy chair hitler”

“potty training donkeys”

“ozzy osbourne monster truck”

By: bythelbs

bythelbs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:33:07 +0000

What’s with the “eyebrows”? I know those ladies had some kind of funky catch-the-wave coifs, but I never noticed anything special about their eyebrows.

What kind of smut and trash are you posting on your blog? And can you provide the links?

I also had a search for “mom turning into machine”. I still can’t figure out what post that would have been for.