Today’s shaping up to be a busy day, but I didn’t want y’all (yes, I said “y’all” and I’m not from the south—deal with it) to feel neglected, so here are a few more crazy search terms hits I’ve gotten since the last time we talked about this:

my higienist loves me—You too?  It’s kind of weird, right?

sock monkey bathroom sets—Uh, seriously?  There’s like an actual market for this?

where did lbs come from—What exactly do you mean by this?  I’m trying to decide whether or not to be offended.  It is a choice, you know.

pap smear funny lines—Is this for some kind of stand-up act?  Because if you’re looking for material on the internet you might run into some proprietary issues.  Or are you just looking to ease the tension at your next womanly appointment?  Yeah, uh, let me know how that works out for ya.

oh woes me—Ditto, man.  Ditto.  And not to kick you when you’re down or anything, but I’m pretty sure it’s oh woe is me.

 

So feel free to share any new hits you’ve gotten since we last talked.  You can post them here in the comments section or write your own post and let me know and I’ll link to it.  Here are some other crazy search terms posts inspired by my first effort:

All search engines lead to the Giraffe

So nice that you arrived…

I didn’t inspire this one, but she was nice enough to leave a link on my comments and it’s definitely worth checking out:

People are funny

OK, now go have your fun, but don’t forget to come back and tell us all about it.

And here’s a little PB to get you off and running.