I don’t really have time to write a real post today (there are multiple field trips and singular band concerts and all sorts of other crud that I probably won’t even get around to), but I hate to leave you with nothin’ so here’s somethin’—my tried and true fall back of choice.  I’m even going to give it a name, so should I ever need a quick and easy post I can just throw up one of these like it’s an actual intended series or whatever.

So I give thee…Wacky Search Term Wednesday!  (Throw in a day of the week and a little alliteration and voila—instant series!)

sock monkey (this is by far my top search right now)—Is there like a Worldwide Sock Monkey Convention going on or perhaps it’s National Sock Monkey Awareness Month?  Because I’ve gotten hundreds of hits for this over the past couple weeks or so, including sock monkey, sock monkeys, “sock monkey”, mr. t sock monkey, monkey mr. t pictures, genuine sock monkeys and old sock monkey, to name a few.  I dare say nobody in their right mind would dispute the awesomeness that is the sock monkey, but I had no idea they were this popular.

come to the dark side we have cookies pj—At first I thought this was an invitation to some dude named PJ, but now I’m thinking that perhaps the pj is for pajamas?  Where can I find me a pair?

paint wall colors denver omelette—Heaven knows I love me a Denver omelette and I’m certainly no interior designer, but this just doesn’t sound like a good decorating choice to me.  What colors would that be exactly?  Yellow?  Orange?  Green?  Pink? 

simpson sex—I’m assuming this is connected to the Marge Simpson reference I made awhile back.  I’ve also gotten hits for “marge crazy hair” and “mother on the simpson cartoon”.  Does someone actually want to know about Marge and Homer’s sex life?  They’re cartoons, sickos!

www, 500 pound circus lady, com—And this brought them here?  Well, I never!  Harumph!

What little gems have you guys gotten lately?  Leave a comment with your wackiest hits here and I’ll select a winner at random to receive a genuine miniature sock monkey of her very own! 

 

P.S.  Happy Birthday Susan!  You’re all kinds of awesome and I hope you have a great day!