It’s that time again folks. My most recent top 10 search term hits or I’ll show you my freaks if you show me yours.
10. great humorous posts on motherhood—Aw thanks, google. I think you’re pretty swell too.
9. axl rose picture look alikes—Nice, google, nice. Just when I thought we were friends.
8. happy meal bythelbs—You just can’t get enough of the crazy. I’m never going to live that one down.
7. embrace the sock—I have. I have!
6. sock gagged—What? Nevermind, I don’t want to know.
5. images of strawberry shortcake bound and—I’m so berry glad that cuts off there. There are some berry sick people out there with some berry unhealthy fantasies about berry adorable cartoon characters. I’m berry disturbed by the whole thing.
4. laura scudders bag p****—Now that’s just disgusting.
3. poltergeist stealing things—Great, another thing to lose sleep over.
2. jakop telefon bidet—Huh? I guess I should just be grateful it wasn’t “whiff of butt”.
And the whole reason I even felt the need to have Wacky Search Term Wednesday this week:
1. fell on buttock and it left deep dent in—Dude, maybe you should have that looked at.
What about you? Any new gems to share?
Head over to Madhousewife’s—she’s got a whole treasure trove over there!
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July 16, 2008 at 8:56 am
madhousewife
I’ve got a slew of good ones, but I think my favorites this week are “antichrist costume” and “hell testimonies from mormons who went.”
July 16, 2008 at 9:13 am
Mother of the Wild Boys
Wow, those are wacky. Sorry I don’t have any to share…you know, private blog and all.
July 16, 2008 at 9:54 am
bythelbs
mad—I’d like to know what an “antichrist costume” looks like. And is it “from mormons who went…to hell”?
mother—Yeah, and where’s my blog invite?
July 16, 2008 at 10:57 am
Mother of the Wild Boys
Wow, I’m gonna be so much cooler with bythelbs reading my blog.
Check your yahoo inbox…your invite should be there.
July 16, 2008 at 12:19 pm
qsysue
EVERY DAY I get at least 4 searches for “grey eyes.” It’s weirding me out a bit. (I did a post a long time ago about a New Order song that says “oh you’ve got grey eyes.”)
Here’s some other good ones lately:
songs about joseph smith
bad mommy
“her genie costume”
drum in living room
shark sitings in cape cod
naked old guys
craigslist+adderall+2008
i was terrified of fire drills
funny things to say about principals
destroy all humans
July 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm
cheryl
Nothing new, here. My top search is always Happy Meets Crazy. Which is weird, unless people are specifically looking for me. Or not. Maybe they are/were happy and then are/were going bonkers. Or they have a nice blended mesh of both, which isn’t surprising, since that was the whole premise behind my blog title. Because I’m happy and crazy. See how it all works?
I can’t wait until you get a search for Whiff of Butt. Ha!
July 16, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Jumbo Shrimp
My top search is “how to leave your spouse” or a form of that. Pretty depressing…this one’s pretty good: husband so addicted to video games he pees in a cup. I feel sorry for his wife. I just found this one today: pictuer of young grils who loves flip flops. (complete with misspellings) That’s just creepy….
July 17, 2008 at 11:14 am
Susan M
A couple more good ones just today:
poems on motorcross
liquor store signs
the people’s pulse
amazing hair
July 17, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Julie
Why on earth don’t I get any wacky search terms?
July 17, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Julie
Oh, wait, here’s my wackiest:
Cute ways to serve fruit
Well, I guess I revert back to my previous comment…that’s not so wacky
July 17, 2008 at 4:21 pm
bythelbs
Do you have any poems on motorcross, Susan?
Julie, it all depends on your definition of “fruit”. You could twist it to make it wacky.
Jumbo, I’m hoping the “pictuer of young grils…” is a young gril herself who loves flip flops and is just looking for kindred spirits.
Cheryl, the more “whiff of butt” comments I get, the more likely I am to get a search hit. Keep ‘em coming!
July 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm
jumbo shrimp
We can only hope, we can only hope…
July 18, 2008 at 8:23 am
Julie
whiff of butt
July 18, 2008 at 8:27 am
flip flop mama
Okay just for fun I googled whiff of butt and you’re on the first page! I’d say that’s pretty darn good!
July 18, 2008 at 10:38 am
Mother of the Wild Boys
I hope you’re having a whiff of butt beautiful day.