
My bumming around day didn’t go exactly as planned. I ended up doing the dishes and some Christmas shopping. My heart just wasn’t in it, I guess. So I’m a loser who can’t follow through, after all.
My heart hasn’t been in a lot of things lately. Perhaps I’ve got some kind of holiday bluesy thing going on. I don’t know. But last night I decided I needed to do something about it, so I turned to a tried and true prescription for happiness. You all know what I’m talking about.
I started with this link that the incredibly thoughtful and awesome Julie gave me. I cowbellified some Foo with 48% cowbell and 30% Walken. I tried to post it here, but couldn’t figure out how to do the embedding thing. Go check it out. I’d recommend you amp up the Walken a bit. Thirty percent was a tad on the light side.
Then I did a little youtube browsing, and found this little gem.
Then I made some flair for you. I can be your cowbell hero, baby. I can clank away the pain.
I also got this e-mail this week:
Dear Bythelbs,
We’re writing to confirm your purchase of the following item from West Music Company, Inc.:
1 of Basic Beat 5.75″ Black Cowbell (available to ship by December 2,2008)
Yesssssss! Chuck came through for me despite his reservations. I decided if I was going to be a cowbell owner, I needed to know how to play it and play it right. I found several instructional videos, but this was one of my favorites.
And finally, a merit badge Mr. T can get excited about.

That was all very therapeutic. I’m ready to face the day. Even with all of my children home from school. What’s up with these non-student days anyway?
Have a great weekend! Any big plans?




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December 5, 2008 at 11:36 am
cheryl
It’s a no school day today for us, too. Weird.
Hooray for the cowbell! Hooray for Chuck! Hooray for an instrument that not only bring joy to the masses, but allows everyone a chance to be musical! So much hooray-ness!
But hot darn! I was going to get you a cowbell for your birthday. Le sigh. Thanks a lot, Chuck!
December 5, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Mother of the Wild Boys
Love the Cowbell Hero Flair! Thanks.
December 5, 2008 at 12:43 pm
shazbraz
my son found the cowbell hero vid a few months ago–I just so love it. If only more people realized that the key to tougher sentencing for parole violators and world peace was more cowbell.
December 5, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Evitafjord
The second video is killing me. “Think of an eagle’s claw. (screeeech)” “Are you still holding the cowbell? You’ve done it!!”
Thanks, I need that.
December 5, 2008 at 1:21 pm
flip flop mama
Cowbell Hero-that’s my kind of video game. That second video was classic too. Who knew facing north was so pivotal to good cowbell playing?? You learn something new every day.
December 5, 2008 at 2:42 pm
cheryl
Oh, shazbraz! I love Miss Congeniality…
December 5, 2008 at 2:58 pm
bythelbs
cheryl—Hot darn, indeed! Your friendship is gift enough. *snort* (The snort wasn’t to indicate sarcasm, but rather an acknowledgment of the cheese factor.)
Mother—You are so very welcome!
shazbraz—Ha! Love the quotage.
Evita—The screech was classic. And you’re welcome.
flip—I’m fairly confident I could play Cowbell Hero on medium or even hard. Expert might be pushing it. Maybe with a lot of dedicated practice.
December 6, 2008 at 8:25 am
Susan M
My dad sent me an email asking if I thought the kids would like some inexpensive harmonicas for Christmas. He got me and my brothers some when we were kids. I told him to go for a cowbell and Jew’s Harp instead.
December 6, 2008 at 9:50 am
Alison Wonderland
I’m so sorry your day of bumming around didn’t go as planned. I ‘m trying it out today. Wish me luck.
December 6, 2008 at 11:22 am
bythelbs
Susan—Is a Jew’s Harp one of those mouth harp things? Chuck picked up one for Mr. T on one of his business trips, but Mr. T’s not been very successful with it. Maybe it’s just a cheap one?
Alison—Good luck!
December 8, 2008 at 2:22 pm
madhousewife
The cowbell merit badge is Teh Awesome.