Sitting in church.

Goose: Can I get a drink of water?

Me: Wait ’til he’s done speaking.

Goose: Why?

Me: It’s rude to get up while someone is speaking.

Goose:  But I’m not even listening to it.  Can I get a drink of water now?

I’m right behind you.

 

Family game time.

Me: Which dwarf is missing from this list: Grumpy, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Happy, Doc?

Mr. T: Happy?

Me: I said Happy.

DynaGirl: Sleepy?

Me: I said Sleepy.

Kids: Silence.

I make my best Bashful face.

DynaGirl: Dopey!

Me: I said Dopey!

Time runs out.

Me: I was giving you a hint!

DynaGirl: Yeah, I know.  That was totally Dopey!

I’m thinking this could be a vital clue to what went wrong in my dating years.

 

In the car.

BigHugs: Mom, you’re the best mom in the whole world.  When it’s Mother’s Time Day I’m going to make you a necklace out of beads.

Can’t wait.

 

Watching Enchanted, the ball scene.

Goose: That’s weird how people dance with other people’s mates.

Mr. T: Mates?  What do you think this is?  Africa?

DynaGirl: Africa?

Mr. T, with a hel-lo attitude: You  know, like Lion King?  What did you think I meant?

Well, duh.

 

Mr. T belchfest while I’m getting ready to put dinner on the table.

DynaGirl: Mr. T, please don’t eat the beans.

Mr. T: I have ways to make gas that you don’t even know of.  I don’t need to eat the beans.

They’ve been telling us he’s gifted for years.  They had no idea.