Trying to drag her out of bed in the morning.
Goose, whining: The only reason I like to get up in the morning is to eat.
I’m with her.
Goose: Would you rather be stinky with good breath or smell good with bad breath?
Me: I think I’d rather smell good with bad breath ’cause you can always keep your mouth closed.
Goose: Yeah, me too.
What about you?