Yes, I can (also laugh at Barack Obama)

19 Jul

I generally stay away from the politics on this blog, but this is for Madhousewife:

Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about stay the sameness. We need to get past all the pork rinds and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming dirty diapers. We need potty-trained children, not Jessica Simpson movies. Potty-trained children are our change. And we need to have change in stay the sameness.”
Generate your Barack Obama quote at Buttafly.com

Or maybe I like this one better:

Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

“These people haven’t had change for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their pork rinds and their Jessica Simpson movies and their dirty diapers. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have potty-trained children.”
Generate your Barack Obama quote at Buttafly.com

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2 Responses to “Yes, I can (also laugh at Barack Obama)”

  1. flip flop mama July 19, 2008 at 1:20 pm #

    Awesome! Here’s mine:

    “I think it’s time we had a national conversation about bad society. We need to get past all the stinky farts and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming overflowing toilets. We need warm sunshiney days, not fly-infested seaweed. Warm sunshiney days are our happiness. And we need to have change in bad society.”

    “These people haven’t had happiness for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their stinky farts and their fly-infested seaweed and their overflowing toilets. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have warm sunshiney days.”

    “You know, there’s a lot of talk in this country about bad society. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old stinky farts. Ordinary Americans believe in warm sunshiney days, they want less fly-infested seaweed, they just aren’t sure if their leaders believe in happiness.”

  2. Julie July 19, 2008 at 9:32 pm #

    funny. and so obama.

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