No, this is not about Susan M, but it so easily could have been with this post title.
On my way home from dropping the girls off at school, I noticed my right outer thigh had this strange pulsing/throbbing thing going on. It didn’t really feel like a muscle spasm, more like a pulsing thing, you know, like a heartbeat. Only not like a heartbeat because it wasn’t steady, it was like all over the place with a pulse then a throb then like nothing then like multiple pulses in a row. I stared at my thigh (as much as I could while still trying to keep one eye on the road because I was driving) and it stopped. Then I looked up (because of the driving thing) and it started again. I got to a stoplight and tried to look down without moving my head, real subtle like as to not tip my thigh off that I was trying to steal a glance, but it stopped. Then I looked over to my left like I was checking out the cross traffic and quick whipped my head back to my right thigh (the classic fake out!) and my thigh totally fell for it because I saw it moving! Like moving! Like with a weird throbbing/pulsing/and I guess also kind of spasming movement!
That was almost an hour and a half ago, and it’s still doing it! What is that? I was talking to Cheryl about it on the phone and after a little confusion over whether I was talking about my eye or thigh, she told me it was fine and also NOT to google it because then I would just end up thinking I had cancer and was dying or something. So of course I googled it and got some semi-interesting, but not at all helpful results.
I googled “pulsing thigh”, and here is what I got, in order:
Strange pulsing/throbbing in my thigh just just above knee
I have an unusual heavy pulse in my left inner thigh just above my knee for the last couple of days. It isn’t painful, but it is a little …
OK, well, it’s not my inner thigh, it’s my outer thigh, and it’s more halfway up than just above the knee.
Pulsing sensation in the v****** area and the thigh area, is this…
I have had sex 3 times in one day. Later on that n…
Um, yeah, that is not my problem.
Pulsing feeling on bum and back part of upper thighs
I am pretty small up top but heavier on bottom- after I work out I feel a strong like twitching pulsing feeling on my bum and back part of …
Again, wrong area, plus I’m 100% positive this has nothing to do with working out.
Pulsing squat thigh exercise ideal for skiers
The pulsing squat thigh is a good skiing exercise ideal for skiers due to the simulated movement.
This exercise is becoming less and less helpful.
Pulsing hematoma of the thigh as a result of a wound to an
[Pulsing hematoma of the thigh as a result of a wound to an anomalously deep femoral artery]. [Article in Russian].
Hematoma?! Dammit, I don’t read Russian!
What is a pulsating pain in the leg or thigh
what is a pulsating pain in the leg or thigh – posted in Bones, joints and muscles.
It’s not exactly painful, though it is starting to get a little achy.
ABC Homeopathy-Online Homeopathic Remedy Finder Software Tool
extremities, limbs; pain; stitching, sudden, sharp; thigh; with every pulsation. extremities, limbs; pain; stitching, sudden, sharp; foot; sole; pulsating …
Sorry, I totally don’t go for that voodoo stuff. Plus I’m pretty sure they’re just trying to sell me something.
Roasted Stuffed Chicken Thighs with Capers Recipe – Bob Chambers
Pulsing an extra chicken thigh with onion, garlic, parsley and breadcrumbs makes a supereasy stuffing.
Google fails me again. But seriously, what is that? Should I be concerned?
And now for some awesomeness. ShazBraz’s
post for today is titled Haircut 100, referencing an oft-forgotten group of 80s awesomeness. I looked them up on youtube to get my Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)
and Love Plus One
fix. Good, good stuff.
In the related videos column I noticed this:
There’s nothing like an 80s music video. They just don’t make them like that anymore. After seeing that little gem, I looked up this:
Not quite as fun, but still chock full o’ 80s awesomeness. I had this album on vinyl and I remember Madhousewife and I singing along with gusto.
Who broke my heart?
You did, you did
Bow to the target,
Blame cupid, cupid
You think you’re smart
Shoot that poison arrow through to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Sigh. Those were the days.