More family random speak

9 Apr

At the dinner table.

Chuck: You know, people in Chile eat chili because they’re chilly.

Goose:  Chile isn’t a place.

After I finished rolling my eyes, I was sure to inform Goose that Chile is indeed a place.

 

First words out of BigHugs’ mouth Monday morning.

BigHugs:  There’s a smile on my bottom.  My armpit smells pizza.

Yo-kay.

 

Mr. T gets random at the dinner table.

Mr. T:  Six is my favorite color of the alphabet.

I usually don’t bother responding.

 

Mr. T has a new game he plays with his friends—one person supplies the answers, then the other person comes up with a question.

Mr. T’s answers:

A) 4
B) lick them
C) I don’t know
D) all of the above

His friend’s question:  What do you do when a stranger walks up to you?

Hey, at least they’re not doing drugs.  I think.

 

More at the table.

Me:  BigHugs looks old to me today for some reason.

Mr. T:  It’s probably that oreo ‘stache.

Huh, that’s funny.  I thought facial chocolate usually made you look younger.

 

More Mr. T random at the dinner table.

Mr. T:  I like my chili like I like my women—chunky and meaty.

Me, looking at him, he’s giggling:  Where’s that from? 

He’s still giggling.

Me:  Did you just make that up?

Mr. T, still giggling:  I’m a freak.

Yeah, but he’s my freak and I love him.

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8 Responses to “More family random speak”

  1. cheryl April 9, 2009 at 9:34 am #

    Haha! That’s too funny. And I totally giggle at myself when I think I say something hilarious while nobody else is laughing. Mr. T, you rock!

  2. Julie April 9, 2009 at 11:05 am #

    Mr. T causes me to LOL every time he makes an appearance here. And based on Chuck’s comment, I’m thinking I know where he gets it.

  3. Kamilli Vanilli April 9, 2009 at 11:23 am #

    Chunky and meaty? Good for Mr. T. At least he’s not all superficial and stuff.

  4. tawnya April 9, 2009 at 12:32 pm #

    chunky and meaty…HA!

  5. madhousewife April 9, 2009 at 1:53 pm #

    LOL @ chunky and meaty!

    Also @ “facial chocolate” and “Chile isn’t a place.”*

    Your family’s funnier than mine.

    * Whenever someone says something about serving a mission in Chile, SD always says, “Sounds messy.” It never gets old.

  6. flip flop mama April 9, 2009 at 7:52 pm #

    “Chunky and meaty”…classic!!

    But what I want to know is how does Big Hugs know her bum has a smile on it??? That one has me a little baffled. lol

  7. bythelbs April 9, 2009 at 8:05 pm #

    Cheryl—I think he was giggling from embarrassment.

    Julie—I know, I’m surrounded!

    Kamilli—Well, he is a very sensitive boy.

    tawnya—I seriously don’t know where he gets this stuff.

    Madhousewife—Chuck’s been telling the same jokes for years. Yeah, totally doesn’t get old. And I don’t know what you’re talking about—your family’s hilarious.

    Flip—You and me both, Flip. You and me both.

  8. Susan M April 12, 2009 at 7:00 am #

    I like my chili like Mr. T likes his women.

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