WST match ’em up results

19 May

Out of the seven of you who played along, there was a three-way tie for first with a total of 4 correct.  I think it’s interesting that 4 seemed to be the threshhold that could not be crossed.  But don’t feel badly—just take comfort in the fact that you all are not as big of freaks as the average googler.  Or maybe you all are even bigger freaks than the average googler.  Feel free to choose whichever option brings you the most happiness.

So our top three (with their correct answers) are:

Madhousewife
G25 – chuck norris and cake decorating
I10 – used food paper towel
K18 – his and hers face butt towel
W11 – rabbit morphs into rocket

Shauntae
A6 – can you help i’ve got this strange sexual
H2 – golden toilet
K18 – his and hers face butt towel
R16 – round chewy sweet balls japan

Kamilli
H2 – golden toilet
K18 – his and hers face butt towel
P4 – pimp my chuck norris
W11 – rabbit morphs into rocket

Congratulations top 3! Look for some small token of my affection and appreciation of your wacky awesomeness coming to you soon.

I would also like to acknowledge our first runner up:

Jamie
A6 – can you help I’ve got this strange sexual
E20 – dark blue callous heel fungus
K18 – his and hers face butt towel

And second runners up:

Susan
A6 – can you help I’ve got this strange sexual
P21 – pimp my chuck norris

Kathy
F17 – cheees grater jeans
R16 – round chewy sweet balls japan

And third runner up:

Cheryl
S22 – ped egg warnings

Thank you all for playing! Here is the entire list of correct answers for those of you who feel compelled to see where you went wrong.

A6 – can you help i’ve got this strange sexual – I keep hearing Marvin Gaye, “Can you help…I’ve got this strange sexual feeeeeling.”
B13 – drag queen sock monkey – The sock monkey kingdom discriminates against no man. Or woman. Or man/woman.
C19 – cheese grate ball ouch – Ouch!
D23 – phobias about shoes being worn – You know, when I buy a new pair of shoes, I always check the soles. If the soles show the slightest indication of wear, even maybe just a piece of lint that might indicate a trip or two down the shoe aisle while being tried on, I look for another pair. The ones with the plastic/paper/cardboard still shoved in the toe are most reassuring.
E20 – dark blue callous heel fungus – Ew. Like, ew.
F17 – cheees grater jeans – But where does the cheees go? Into a receptacle built into the pants? Does it just smoosh into your legs? I think the folks in R&D have some more work to do on this one.
G25 – chuck norris and cake decorating – I can see Mr. Norris cake decorating. I bet he kicks those frosting roses’ butts!
H2 – golden toilet – “I’ve got a golden toilet! I’ve got a golden chance to take my _____.  And with a golden toilet it’s a golden day!”
I10 – used food paper towel – I personally don’t recycle my paper towels. That’s why I buy the paper towel. I take comfort in the single-use concept. Like toilet paper. Single use.
J14 – mobile phone self portrait blonde mirror – ???
K18 – his and hers face butt towel – Just one towel? To share? For faces and butts?  Let’s revisit this single use idea.
L5 – ginger underpants – Colored? Scented? Flavored? Is there some kind of medicinal quality here?
M9 – chicken thigh weird part – I HATE it when I bite into the chicken thigh weird part. Shudder.
N24 – hoa hong i love you – I love Susan more. And Alison Wonderland.
O15/26 – nude birthday cake – Frostingless?
P4/21 – pimp my chuck norris – As if you could make him any more awesome than he already is.
Q1 – susan pancake head – Ha-Ha! (Think Nelson.)
R16 – round chewy sweet balls japan – I can’t help thinking of this.  Sorry.
S22 – ped egg warnings – Yeah, that’s kind of boring.
T15/26 – embarrassing birthday cake – Was it nude?
U4/21 – sexy chuck norris – Word.
V8 – washing machine nude – My washing machine is currently nude. My dryer, on the other hand, is fully clothed.
W11 – rabbit morphs into rocket – This is one of those, “And this brought you here?”
X3 – spot a fake ped egg – Bor-ing.
Y7 – tommy lee measurements – Are there really still people this interested in Tommy Lee?
Z12 – alison wonderland look-alike – a million a dollars!

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11 Responses to “WST match ’em up results”

  1. Mother of the Wild Boys May 19, 2009 at 9:30 am #

    Awesome! I love being smart at random & useless stuff. 😉

  2. flip flip mama May 19, 2009 at 9:44 am #

    Congrats to the winners!

    I’m totally blown away by the rabbit morphs into rocket. What the??

  3. madhousewife May 19, 2009 at 10:21 am #

    Dude! I came THIS CLOSE to saying “embarrassing birthday cake” and “golden toilet”! Always go with your gut!

  4. Susan M May 19, 2009 at 10:40 am #

    I sooo want a Chuck Norris birthday cake now. My birthday’s coming up. Too bad I can’t have cake.

  5. boquinha May 19, 2009 at 10:57 am #

    Okay, I must know. Where do you get your wacky search terms? I use stat counter and I just don’t get that many people finding my blog using search terms, much less wacky ones. I know that this is a testament to your awesomeness and funny posts, but in case it’s something more, too . . . what stat counter do you use?

  6. bythelbs May 19, 2009 at 11:08 am #

    Mother—As you should!

    Flip—Exactly. ???

    Mad—This is what always happens to me. Always. LIke with those FB “how well do you know blow Joe?” quizzes.

    Susan—If you could have cake, I would make you a Chuck Norris birthday cake. Even though we live in different states.

    Boquinha—My stats are built into my WordPress account, which obviously means wordpress is more awesome than blogger. I don’t use any other stat counters. Sorry!

    Wait, that should be Joe Blow, right?

  7. Kamilli Vanilli May 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm #

    Yessssss….This the second time in one week I have won (or co-won) something. I am on a roll!

    I love the pimp my chuck norris one.

    And I was the same way when I took your “how well do I know you” quiz. If I would’ve just gone with my large and knowing gut, then I would’ve got at least 80% Geesh!

  8. foofer May 20, 2009 at 7:54 am #

    “I’ve got a golden toilet! I’ve got a golden place to set my rump! And with a golden toilet, it’s a golden _____!”

    I can’t believe I just typed that.

  9. bythelbs May 20, 2009 at 10:06 am #

    Kamilli—“Pimp my chuck norris” was one of my favorites as well. Congrats on the wins! I hope your streak continues.

    Wow, Foofer, that was so much better than mine. And also disgusting.

  10. foofer May 20, 2009 at 3:19 pm #

    Yes, I am deeply ashamed.

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