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Cuckoo for coconuts

22 Apr

One evening.

Goose:  Can I have a bunny?

Me:  No.

Goose:  Can I please have a bunny?

Me:  You know you can’t have a bunny.  I don’t know why you keep asking me, you will never wear me down.

Goose:  Can I have a bunny?

A few minutes later.

Mr. T:  Can I have a coconut?

Me:  Like for a pet?

Mr. T:  No, just to have.

Me:  What would you do with it?

Mr. T:  I’d cut it in half and bang it together to make horse sounds.  I could gallop to and from school.

Speechless.