Because I have all these sticky notes floating around

10 Nov

Mr. T’s poking DynaGirl with a piece of foam board.

DynaGirl: Stop it.

He doesn’t stop.

Me: Leave your sister alone.

He doesn’t.

BigHugs, putting up her hand: Stop!  That’s bullying!

He laughs and stops.

DynaGirl: Did you know there are seven types of bullying?  Ticking them off on her fingers: physical, verbal, fancy word, more fancy words, and another really big fancy word that I don’t remember.

Me: But that’s only five.

DynaGirl: No, for the fourth one I said “fancy wordsss“.

Obviously my powers of observation are not as finely honed as hers.

~

Later in the conversation.

DynaGirl: Mr. J used another really fancy word that means not making any sense.  I think it started with an F.  I made a mental note, so I could flatter you with my fancy vocabulary, but then I forgot.

Me:  Flatter?  You mean impress?  Flatter is like when you give someone compliments.

DynaGirl: Oh.

She really is very bright.

~

All on a Saturday morning.

Me: Did you shower this morning?

Mr.  T: No.

Me: Why do you think it’s OK to take the weekend off from hygiene?

Mr. T: Not the whole weekend, just Saturdays.

DynaGirl: Like I take Saturdays off from brushing my teeth?

Me: You don’t brush your teeth on Saturdays??

DynaGirl: Just Saturday morning.  I brush them Saturday night!

Mr. T: If we’re just staying at home, there’s no point to hygiene.

Make a mental note: Spend Saturdays away from home.

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4 Responses to “Because I have all these sticky notes floating around”

  1. Mother of the Wild Boys November 10, 2010 at 3:32 pm #

    Ha ha ha ha ha!

  2. tawnya November 10, 2010 at 4:14 pm #

    They make some sort of sense…

  3. Alison Wonderland November 11, 2010 at 8:37 am #

    I’m just glad to hear that they’re learning so much in their assemblies about bullying. Obviously it’s very effective.

  4. madhousewife November 11, 2010 at 9:42 am #

    Maybe she wanted to make like she was flattering you, hoping you wouldn’t know that she was telling you that you didn’t make any sense.

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