Flossing goddess

2 Mar

Day 1:  Make dental appointment and resolve to floss every day until D-day: March 17. Buckets o’ blood.  Resolve weakened.

Day 2 am: Must floss tonight.

Day 3: Oops.

Day 4: Double oops.  Tomorrow is another day.

Day 5: Floss?  Floss who?

Day 6: No buckets required. Obviously, weekly is more than sufficient.  Newfound resolve: I will floss once a week.

Day 7-15: Newfound resolve: I will floss twice a month.  February-check (see days 1 and 6).

Day 16: Had popcorn today.  Can’t dislodge that husk with my fat fingernail or tongue.  Plus, it’s March.  Halfway to my monthly goal and it’s only the 2nd!  Flossing goddess!


9 Responses to “Flossing goddess”

  1. Julie March 3, 2011 at 8:33 am #

    Are we talking Charlie Sheen Goddess here?

  2. madhousewife March 3, 2011 at 9:14 am #

    You are awesome! Dental hygiene WIN!

  3. Mother of the Wild Boys March 3, 2011 at 10:12 am #

    Who gave you permission to post that picture of ME flossing?! 😉

  4. tawnya March 3, 2011 at 11:54 am #

    Flossing goddess indeed! I bow to your superiority…

  5. cheryl March 3, 2011 at 11:57 am #

    I’m like the flossing court jester. Now just imagine me behind you, juggling dental floss and singing the circus song –while you floss. If that doesn’t get you running up the stairs to floss, I don’t know what will!

  6. bythelbs March 3, 2011 at 12:42 pm #

    Julie—*SHUD*DER* I will say I do feel genuine pity for Charlie Sheen. That is some SERIOUS crazy.

    Mad—There should be some kind of award.

    Mother—But it’s such a flattering shot!

    Tawnya—Oh please, do get up.

    Cheryl—I would up my schedule back to once a week for that.

  7. Flip flop mama March 4, 2011 at 12:58 pm #

    You are on a roll, woman!

  8. Boquinha March 5, 2011 at 3:40 pm #

    I heart this post. Well done, flossing goddess. Well done.

  9. Amanda D March 14, 2011 at 12:59 pm #

    I have one of those floss reachers and lately while I watch TV at night I sit downstairs and floss. I’ve wondered if it grosses my husband out but I’m flossing. And I normally don’t so I’m okay with grossing him out.

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