Oh, Mr. T

16 May

Driving home from school.

Mr. T, laughing: Did you see that dog hanging out the window?

Me: No, I missed it.

Mr. T: I want to have a dog and train it to stick its head out the window and be my turn signal.

Me: Like doing the arm signals?

Mr. T: Yes!  That would be so awesome!

That would be pretty awesome.

~

Random moment.

Mr. T to DynaGirl: Ever wish you were a noodle?

Blank look from DynaGirl.

Mr. T: So it’s just me?

Yeah, pretty sure it’s just you.

~

Primping for school.

Mr. T: I feel like my head’s like a balloon.  If I squash down the sides, the top goes up.  If I squash down the top, the sides go out.

I feel like that about my entire body.

~

At the dinner table.

Mr. T: Awww, my green beans are cold…like my soul.

DynaGirl, deadpan between bites: You can say that again.

It’s funny ’cause it’s true.

~

After messing with mom.

Mr. T: When I’m on my death bed, I’m going to write a book about all the ways to mess with people’s minds and then pass it on to my grandchildren or something.

See, I told you.

~

Watching Pride and Prejudice—the part where Elizabeth storms upstairs after Lady C’s visit.

Goose: Why is she so upset?

Me: Because that lady told her she wasn’t good enough to marry her nephew.

Goose: Aren’t they engaged though?

Me: Well, he asked her before, but she thought he was a jerk so she said no, and now she knows he isn’t a jerk, but she doesn’t know if he still wants to marry her.

Mr. T: I had an experience like that once.

Oh, Mr. T.

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6 Responses to “Oh, Mr. T”

  1. Lora May 16, 2011 at 6:57 am #

    It’s the noodle part that I’m still laughing at! So random! Love it!

  2. foo4luv May 16, 2011 at 7:06 am #

    I’ve really enjoyed this kid by kid series of quotes.

    The “…like my soul” one reminds me of this weebl and bob cartoon:

  3. Jenna Nelson May 16, 2011 at 8:14 am #

    Why are your kids so quirky and clever? Wait, I think I might know.

  4. bythelbs May 16, 2011 at 9:53 am #

    Lora—There is certainly a lot of random around here.

    Foo—That video was bizarrely awesome!

    Jenna—I sure enjoy having you around here.

  5. Julie May 16, 2011 at 9:57 am #

    I continue to adore this kid.

  6. Flip flop mama May 16, 2011 at 12:15 pm #

    Is this what having a teenager is like? If so bring it on! He’s hilarious!

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