What’s your butt’s maximum velocity?

12 Jun

Getting ready for the field trip.

BigHugs: Mrs. Scott said to wear your comfortable shoes to the zoo.

Mr. T: I like to wear my formal shoes to the zoo so I don’t feel underdressed when we see the penguins.

BigHugs: Does he really do that?  That’s weird.

I really can’t remember the last time Mr. T said something seriously.


In the car.

Goose: Is this still your 80’s CD? Can we listen to something else?

Mr. T: Yeah, seriously.

DynaGirl: You guys have to learn to accept Mom’s past.

Don’t we all?


Getting ready to go.

Me (to Mr. T): You better hurry your butt up!

Mr. T: My butt is at maximum velocity!

I wonder if my butt has ever been at maximum velocity.



5 Responses to “What’s your butt’s maximum velocity?”

  1. Cheryl June 12, 2012 at 11:41 am #

    I adore your kids. Seriously, your family motto needs to be “We rock at witty banter, and we KNOW IT!”

  2. madhousewife June 12, 2012 at 12:11 pm #

    Your kids are too clever by half. I’m not really sure what that means. Which is to say I’m not sure what I just said is quite accurate. Your kids might be too clever by three-quarters. Or even doubly too clever.

  3. shazbraz June 12, 2012 at 4:49 pm #

    Wah ha ha ha ha!! (and I can’t remember the last time my own 15 year old said anything serious either. He spent a big chunk of time today at my brother’s wedding reception flipping through a hymnbook picking out the hymns that would be the most inappropriate to play at a wedding reception…)

    • tawnya June 13, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

      And it was AWESOME.

  4. Lora June 14, 2012 at 11:00 am #

    Ha! Totally awesome! I even read it out loud to my husband and we both laughed. I’m pretty sure that the maximum velocity of the butt will be mentioned more than once in my home. 🙂

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