It’s that time again folks.
1. vainiac meaning—I think I used “vainiac” in one of my eyebrow posts (which, by the way, have recovered fully and beautifully, if I do say so myself). At the risk of sounding like a complete vainiac, I thought I had coined the phrase, but perhaps other people are out there saying it, too. Or maybe one of you read “vainiac” in my post and was unsure of its meaning so you looked it up? There’s no need to google, dear readers. If you need me to clarify or further explain my ramblings, you need only ask. I’m here for you.
2. panckek—Bigger than your heeed! (read the comments with the link for the full story)
3. “great aunt fanny”—I’ve often wondered about the origin of this phrase. Do you suppose there is an actual Great Aunt Fanny or is everyone just using this phrase as a more polite substitute for @$$, as I do?
4. stories for lkg kids—What’s an “lkg” kid? When I first saw this I immediately thought large, like “large kilograms” or something. I can assure you there are no fat kid stories on this blog. I may be many things, but a mocker of tubby tots I am not. Does anyone know what “lkg” means? If it’s some kind of terrible, debilitating disease, I’ll feel like a total great aunt fanny.
5. shortalls fad cute—Thank you, I think so too! Or thought so, like twenty years ago. I feel somewhat obligated to warn you, though, of the dangers of trying to promote a comeback for this little fashion trend.
6. “dr. milton daniels”—Dude, is this guy still alive? I hope this wasn’t a loved one, as I was less than generous in my reference to him. Perhaps it was someone else who had been traumatized. How many of us are there? Hmmm… Can you say class action law$uit?
7. sean astin look alikes—Harumph! OK, so I’ve been mistaken for a man before (more than once), but never a hobbit. I am no hobbit, sir! Although, I suppose if I had to be a hobbit, I would want to be Sam—dear Sam, so loyal and brave and true. And I do love me some taters. Mmmmm…
8. wet t-shirt contest rockaway beach—The past just never stays in the past, does it? Sigh.
9. how to confirm ignored friends on facebo—Well, maybe in the future you won’t be so hasty to ignore potential friends. Better to confirm first even if you have no earthly idea who they are. After all, you wouldn’t want to hurt someone’s feelings. Even a total stranger.
10. cheat me but rather take me as your own—I’m thinking song lyrics? Maybe?
11. i’ve been walking these streets scarin my—More song lyrics? Scarin your what? What?!
12. click click bum I can see it in my mind—Misheard song lyrics? I hope.
13. can u bye 100 percent socks?—Hmmm…I don’t exactly know what you mean. Aren’t all socks 100 percent socks? Or are you somewhere where only strange hybrid socks are available? Like 60% sock/40% slipper or 25% sock/75% shoe or 20% sock/80% floor skates or 50% sock/50%monkey? Or maybe 10% sock/33% of Tom Cruise’s Risky Business wardrobe?
What have you got? Come on, Madhousewife, I know you must have a few gems over there.
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